Relocate to Wisconsin : “You’re Having an Issue with Suzy ? I’m Not Surprised…” Said the Manager.

    Suzy “knows” short sales…she has never listed one…but she knows….and what’s more…now her low ball buyers also know more….and they know that there is “Public information we are hiding.”  Hmmm…maybe I misunderstood your shrieking Suzy…if it’s public and you and your buyers are sooo  well versed in short sales…it should be easy to find.

   Your Buyers want to know what was in the short sale package….did we know that there should be a hardship letter…?  Golly Suzy….you mean you have to have a hardship ?  Gee…I wish we had called your buyers before we closed the last four short sales last month…I bet they could have given us lots of pointers.   Can you see the letter…well no….What you can do per the bank is either increase your offer to the level we told you before you wrote it the first time…Or return the signed Cancellation and Mutual Release….we have another buyer who understands what the property is worth and isn’t playing “let’s make a deal” when we told you there would be no deal at that price.

    Suzy doesn’t sell short sales at the seashore….she doesn’t know what she doesn’t know…If you don’t know short sales…you have removed all doubt by trying to tell people who do know…what you don’t know.  Bye Suzy…no Buy…just Bye.